Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.