What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation