What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)