What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.