What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What country is ill?

A: Germany.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.