Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!