Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Beep repaired...

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere