What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand