Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Because they chew balls.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.