Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack