Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.