Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.