Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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What is teen pop?

Jared's favorite music genre.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack