Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.