Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.