Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)