What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.