What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.