What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.