What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.