What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.