What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic