What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.