What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.