10000 Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic