What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.