What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts