They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
A book has papers.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
Because there are twenty of them.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
A Daeshboard
He fiddled up a little kid.
A pedrophile.