What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.