Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone