Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.