Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone