Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.