Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone