What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat