What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.