Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.