Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4