Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.