Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4