What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."