What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.