What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you