What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.