What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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