What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.