What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.