What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.