What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!