What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**