What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.