Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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One was shot for playing with little children.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Batman can go out at night without Robin

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!