Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.