Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**