Because he lost his bat, man.
With a track-tor!
The Pirates always lose.
Breasts don't have eyes.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
The egg-stra.
Baseball he's a pitcher.
They can't go into a store without Robin
He was looking for Robin's nest.
Bat Out of Camell
Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*
Nothing as they cannot breed with each other