Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !