What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon