What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!