What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.