Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".