Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.