What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel