What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.