What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.