What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Cancer. ( )

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Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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A Moles Royce.

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You leave him hanging....

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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A ruff terrain.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel