What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.