What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel