What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel