Russel.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Unfortunate.
There's something between us that smells..
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Because he had no .
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
An egg gets laid
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Russel