What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel