What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.