What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )