What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."