How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.