What's the capital of Greece?

The G

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx