What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.