What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.