What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"