What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.