How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !