How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.