How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.