How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,