How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"