How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew