How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.