How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut