Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
Why does it have to be a group activity
They screw children, not light bulbs.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
It was the Wong choice
