A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
5,6,7,8.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Because they switched to Comcast.
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
Kick em.
He was just two tired.
