How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.