How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ?

Ayatollah you already !

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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