How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.