How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception