What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.