What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

3 People Jokes More 3 People Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!