How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!