What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"