What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."