What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.