What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.