Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.