What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .