What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss