They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
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No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Brazil nuts!
A Brazilian.
Because it got fired!
Patio Furniture
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
It tears your apart.
Discordant !
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
Because they are all Targets.
because it was being driven by a woman
