They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
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No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Because they have tears in their eyes
Tape
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
About 60 pounds.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
They keep taking all the green cards
A tennis ball!
He kept dropping the beets.
A: It was a litterbug.
