They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
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No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Now, both have an oscar.
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Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Steward: No. Leo dies.
He didn't have the guts to fart
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Good Vibrations
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
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The fourth wall
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
