Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.