Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."