What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey