Expert Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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