Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!