Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.