Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.