Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."