Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".