Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown