Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.