Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.