Draft Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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The NBA

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Slav-The NBA

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.