A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
With lots of drafts
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
To avoid the draft!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
A Terra Bite
It needed a filling.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Essays.
In Kangarunes.
Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Furnancial Aid
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
His brother with the laptop.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
He has two clean fingers.
