A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
With lots of drafts
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
To avoid the draft!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
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They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
The guy gets fierious.
Parkinson's.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
A. Blew.
A: Don't wind it.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
When she hands out long sentences.
I do."
Eh-1 (Sorry)
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
