Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter