Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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He was feeling a little horse.

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He felt Thor.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.