Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter