Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles