Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.